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Chuck Norris Challenge

Ok.Here’s the shit:
Pentru ca unii mi-au tot aratat diferite concursuri pe diferite blogguri si mi-au zis ca ar trebui sa fac si eu unul, bla bla bla, o sa va dau sansa sa va exprimati imaginatia.Cum suna provocarea:
Fa o gluma cu Chuck Norris.O sa tin concursul on cred o saptamana (desi nu stiu cati or sa posteze ceva de vreme ce odata cu obsesia mea pentru The Epic Story fanii au inceput sa ma paraseasca ), timp in care puteti inventa si posta cate glume cu Chuck Norris va bese mintea.
Reguli:
1.Cine ia de pe “http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/” sau alt site…sterg postul.
2.Poate sa fie si in engleza si in romana.
3.Cel ce va fi desemnat castigator va primi de la mine…ma mai gandesc.Daca va vin idei, puteti zice si voi, dar sa nu cumva sa fie ceva material de dat ca-s sarac si emo.
4.Poate contine si cuvinte triviale and stuff.

Exemplu (ceva gen) : Logo-ul de la Adidas , “Impossible is nothing”, a aparut dupa ce conducatorii firmei au vazut in premiera “Delta Force” (stiu ca nu e grozav, am stat doar 2 minute la el ca mi-e somn”.
In final, va urez imaginatie din spor.

P.S. Da mai departe daca nu te doare mana.

Matrix Fotbal.

De ceva vreme sunt fascinat de ce sporturi si tampenii tot inventeaza cei de prin Asia.Chestii precum fotbal cu binoclul sau ceea ce urmeaza acum sunt lucruri care te lasa masca,dandu-ti seama de ce le “bese” mintea unora:

Daca vrei mai multe,click on the links below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dv13HOn4xY&NR=1 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dcmDscwEcI 

Fuck Murphy.Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick him.

                                                                       

1.Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
2.Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
3.In the beginning there was nothing…then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.
4.Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
5.Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
6.A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
7.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
8.Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
9.According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
10.Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

All this and more on www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Ghid pentru formarea in manele.

In primul,nu vreau sa se inteleaga ca sunt hatter sau ceva de genul.Va prezint doar un mini-serial facut de niste studenti care cred ca merita un mare “Bravo”.

Step1. Start as a gangsta.

Step2.The way of the Manea.

Step3.Solo!! 

Step4.And it all came down to this. 

Step5.The make-of .

Tot respectul pentru cei ce au facut asta.Palaria jos.

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other links:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6jwET5TCrc&feature=user

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w94sg-5R8xo&feature=user

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIncf3tJKRg&feature=user 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiX3tWz9inA&feature=user

Safesex :))

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