The.Epic.Story.S01.E09.BLOGRIP-Interlude

As you know, every hero needs once in a while to rest.Therefore, our current hero, VeLeSe, also needs to rest for about a week.So, one day, not a particular day, he decided to go to The Whachugonnado Museum, a museum located in the south of The Islands.It is said that there every statue is no ordinary statue.Every one of them can come to life, talk to you, play with you, entertain you and so on.So, our little hero took a break from the life of a super-hero and went visiting.
As he entered the museum, a weird statue engrossed his attention.A shepherd kinda man, all dressed in wool, was standing on a lot of money.Below, on the description, it was written: “Ask the Mighty and he shall answer“.With no clues what so ever, VeLeSe began:
“Who are you?”
“I am Gigi, king sheperd of this Land.I can multiply money by second.Give me 1 dollar and I shall instantly make it 5 dollars.I am the Keeper of Justice and the Warrior of Light.Born Christian, I teach the way of the God to these spineless creatures.Now, obey me or I shall buy you.”
Then, the statue stopped and became just a simple stone again.
“What on Earth was that? Hope I never meet one like him”.The exploring went one until VeLeSe stopped at a dark looking guy.The description said: “Out of his mind“.
“And you are?”
“I am your father, Luke”.
“But my name is VeLeSe”.
“What’s the point? Luke, VeLeSe, same thing.I am your father.I am Dark Vader.And I demand you give me 5000 dollars.The intergalactic laundry is pretty expensive you know.And you can’t find another costume like this anywhere in the Universe.Curse those lying zergling tailors.I should’ve known they’re up to no good.Anyway, did you brought me my sword Luke so I can kill you?”
“For the last time, I am VeLeSe.And you are such a moron”.
“How dare you mock me, your father?? I shall throw you in the deepest dungeon that exists.”
And then, the statue became just a simple stone.
“What stupid characters.Who ever invented them? What psycho could give life to such annoying imbecils?”
Moving one, VeLeSe found no interest in any statue, until he reached the last one.The description said: “You do not want to bring him to life.“
“Haha, this looks like fun.Aham…who are you?”
“Hahahaha…I am Aky the Mountain, you f*cking noob.Omg, don’t you know who I am? You f*cking newb!! Check my skill on national server, I f*cking pawn everything.Haha, go /stats AkyImbaGosu. 100 wins and 1 lose.1 lose cuz I had lag and got disc.F*cking newbzor with hacks.I reported on forum and admin said: You Gosu player, we all /bow AkyImbaGosu and hope you stay on server and teach us the way of the Godlike.Haha, stupid newbs.I pawn their asses everywhere I go.Anytime, anywhere, everywhere.I can not be defeated.I am William Wallace.I am…”
“Shut the f*ck up!! Just shut the f*ck up”.The statue became a simple stone.
VeLeSe left the Museum and said to himself:
“Next time I get a vacation, I’m going to Hawaii.F*ck that!”.