Ok.Prima oara o nota personala: Niciodata nu mi-au fost pe plac filmele cu super eroi.Si cand ma refer la super eroi ma refer la personaje gen Superman, Spiderman, Batman si asa mai departe.Motivul este simplu pentru mine: mi s-a parut prea abureala sa aiba atatea puteri, in fiecare episod (ca la inceput erau desene animate pe episoade) sa gaseasca alt rival, ala il facea aproape praf si pe sfarsit, ca prin minune, super eroul nostru isi revenea si rupea la ei.Ah, si la sfarsitul zilei se alegea cu fata care o iubea.
De aceea si ezitarea mea de a lua si viziona IronMan cand l-am vazut pe trackere.Dar la recomandarea unui coleg (o labie de fel), l-am tras aseara si m-am instalat comod in pat sa-l vizionez.La sfarsitul filmului trebuie sa recunosc ca am ramas putin tampit…nu a fost deloc ce ma asteptam.A fost chiar un film cu subiect, nu doar bang bang, bum, eu sunt IronMan si fac praf totul, cu actiune placuta si actori care si-au jucat bine rolul.Nu pot spune ca este genul de film care imi va ramane intiparit in minte pentru multa vreme caci nu mi-a ramas adanc stocat (nu mi-a oferit nimic foarte special), dar il cataloghez ca fiind un film bun, mai mult decat vizionabil.Am vazut pe la commenturi ca multi ziceau: “Cel mai bun film al anului 2008″.Ya right:
1.E abia mai 2008
2.Cand o sa vedeti voi toate filmele care au aparut in 2008, atunci sa ziceti care e si cel mai bun.
Astea fiind zise, nu cred ca mai are nevoie de mai multe prezentari, filmul este IronMan si se gaseste pe trackere in varianta TS Xvid, adica putin mai bine decat vizionabil.
P.S. E primul film care nu il vad DvdRip for a long while…
As you know, every hero needs once in a while to rest.Therefore, our current hero, VeLeSe, also needs to rest for about a week.So, one day, not a particular day, he decided to go to The Whachugonnado Museum, a museum located in the south of The Islands.It is said that there every statue is no ordinary statue.Every one of them can come to life, talk to you, play with you, entertain you and so on.So, our little hero took a break from the life of a super-hero and went visiting.
As he entered the museum, a weird statue engrossed his attention.A shepherd kinda man, all dressed in wool, was standing on a lot of money.Below, on the description, it was written: “Ask the Mighty and he shall answer“.With no clues what so ever, VeLeSe began:
“Who are you?”
“I am Gigi, king sheperd of this Land.I can multiply money by second.Give me 1 dollar and I shall instantly make it 5 dollars.I am the Keeper of Justice and the Warrior of Light.Born Christian, I teach the way of the God to these spineless creatures.Now, obey me or I shall buy you.”
Then, the statue stopped and became just a simple stone again.
“What on Earth was that? Hope I never meet one like him”.The exploring went one until VeLeSe stopped at a dark looking guy.The description said: “Out of his mind“.
“And you are?”
“I am your father, Luke”.
“But my name is VeLeSe”.
“What’s the point? Luke, VeLeSe, same thing.I am your father.I am Dark Vader.And I demand you give me 5000 dollars.The intergalactic laundry is pretty expensive you know.And you can’t find another costume like this anywhere in the Universe.Curse those lying zergling tailors.I should’ve known they’re up to no good.Anyway, did you brought me my sword Luke so I can kill you?”
“For the last time, I am VeLeSe.And you are such a moron”.
“How dare you mock me, your father?? I shall throw you in the deepest dungeon that exists.”
And then, the statue became just a simple stone.
“What stupid characters.Who ever invented them? What psycho could give life to such annoying imbecils?”
Moving one, VeLeSe found no interest in any statue, until he reached the last one.The description said: “You do not want to bring him to life.“
“Haha, this looks like fun.Aham…who are you?”
“Hahahaha…I am Aky the Mountain, you f*cking noob.Omg, don’t you know who I am? You f*cking newb!! Check my skill on national server, I f*cking pawn everything.Haha, go /stats AkyImbaGosu. 100 wins and 1 lose.1 lose cuz I had lag and got disc.F*cking newbzor with hacks.I reported on forum and admin said: You Gosu player, we all /bow AkyImbaGosu and hope you stay on server and teach us the way of the Godlike.Haha, stupid newbs.I pawn their asses everywhere I go.Anytime, anywhere, everywhere.I can not be defeated.I am William Wallace.I am…”
“Shut the f*ck up!! Just shut the f*ck up”.The statue became a simple stone.
VeLeSe left the Museum and said to himself:
“Next time I get a vacation, I’m going to Hawaii.F*ck that!”.
Din pacate, din cauza tezelor, unor probleme mai personale and so on, Epic Story va suferi o mica intarziere.Astfel, ea va aparea cel mai probabil maine in jurul pranzului.Have fun in continuare la toti.
Asculti o piesa mai trista si nu cac*t gen Britney Spears? Ba, tu esti emo! Nu iti place sa te tunzi si iti lasi parul putin mai lung? Roackere, tunde-te! Ai un hanorac putin mai larg sau niste blugi putin mai lasati? Iote rapperul! Cam astea sunt expresiile care le auzi din gura tuturor prostilor, neadaptatilor si maimutelor zi de zi.Ce tare e sa stai cu prietenii tai, manelisti placati de fel (pentru ca fara suparare, dar in mare parte astia constituie grupul ala descris mai sus), pe o banca in centrul orasului si sa te iei de toti.Ai baietii in spate, esti bazat, si tu stii ce e aia muzica, ce e genul de muzica si cu ce se mananca.Te inteleg perfect de ce acuzi si arati cu degetul daca vii si cu argumente considerabile si solide, dar tu doar arati cu degetul, razi ca un om al pesterii cu patima si cand esti luat la rost, esti ceva gen: “Nu stiu co*ie, pur si simplu e emo.”
Un exemplu concret este in topicul cu Liry (ca tot l-am pus mai jos la download si l-am prezentat sumar) de pe www.hadesrecords.com in care unul, mai VooDoo-ist de fel pune urmatorul comentariu:
“emo emo varza naspa“.WoW.Cata claritate in aceasta propozitie (daca se poate numi propozitie) si ce mai…nu am cuvinte.Intrebat “dar de ce?”, el vine cu alt raspuns demn de premiat:
“pai ba..nu mai tin minte decat aia cu ingerii cu nush ce…emo la modu grav”.
Wow mah.Iti dai seama??? Fata asta zice de ingeri si nu stie ce…asta e clar semn de emo-titudine.Adica nah…daca zicea de viata de cartier, marijuana, bitches si cat de smechera e ea pe acolo, era “foarte tare frate!”.Asa, e doar emo shit.
Deci, tineti minte: inainte de a iesi din casa, bagati-va ultima piesa a lui Justin Timberlake in mp3 player, mergeti la frizer, taiati-va blugii la baza sa nu mai stea larg pe voi, imbracati o haina stramta rau pe voi sa iasa muschii la iveala si sub nici o forma, dar nici o forma, nu folositi cuvinte ca : “plans, lacrimi, sange, inger, taietura, lama” and so on.Doar cele gen : “qe, fratica, Guta, ubesk, balcoane, cur tunat” and so on au voie in vocabularul vostru.
Si sa citez ce scrie pe la Voodoo boy pe acolo, tot ce am scris in acest post e “adevarat sa mor de nu“.
Mai pe scurt: o fata, un microfon si un suflet pe foaie.Un album ce se poate numi personal si care mie, personal, mi-a placut enorm si l-am avut in winamp pe repeat cateva zile.Tot personal, am avut ocazia sa o cunosc pe Liry partial si pot spune ca in mare parte acest album i se potriveste ca o manusa, insa ca poate mult mai mult pe viitor.Pentru un album de debut, este un album demn de apreciere si care acum este si la comanda.As scrie mai multe, dar va las pe voi sa va faceti o parere asupra albumului, dand click si download aici. Tracklist:
01.Intro
02.Veto
03.Sine qua non
04.Capcana laica
05.Elogiu
06.Sevraj familial
07.Ingeri de zi
08.Inima noastra e timpul
09.Pamantul ploua oameni(feat. DexStaR)
10.Testament+Outro
Visul se spulbera.Un fum obscur ramane ancorat in imprejurimi vreme ce paienjenisul ochilor incet, incet dispare.Printr-o incercare ce denota ezitare vrea sa se puna pe picioare.Reuseste pentru un moment, dar clatinatul inevitabil reuseste sa-l culce inapoi la pamant.Cade cu fata la pamant si isi vede imaginea intr-o balta limpede.Pamantul e ud, pesemne ca a plouat de curand.Reuseste sa distinga o imagine clara…sare terifiat in spate si cade in fund.Unde ii sunt ochii jucausi si sclipitori? Unde ii e parul de un negru nemaivazut si zambetul copilaros? Cine e aceasta figura uitata de Chronos? Se poate sa fie chiar el? Isi atinge fata cu o mana tremuranda, cuprinsa parca ea insasi de frica descoperirii adevarului.Chiar el e.Cel ce si-l aminteste ca un tanar in floarea varstei, neafectat de timp sau societate e acum un biet mos cu o barba alba ca neaua.Cristalinul ochilor deja e delasat si si-a pierdut sclipirea, ridurile deja dau semne ca nu mai au ce acoperi, iar parul e murdar si zgribulit.Camasa, rupta si peticita, abia ii mai cuprinde corpul.O priveste cu grija si vede un buzunar la piept si un carton indoit in el.Cu o curiozitate mai mult decat normala, scoate acel carton si il priveste.E o fotografie veche.E ea.Amintirile il napustesc deodata si cade ca secerat.Intr-o clipita, fara cea mai mica vointa, creierul ii stimuleaza ochii si lacrimi incep siroaie, siroaie sa se scurga pe obraz.Dar ce s-a intamplat cu ea? Ea unde e? Mai traieste? Oare ii duce lipsa? Admira fotografia care desi e innegrita si rupta pe alocuri, ii contureaza perfect imaginea ei in minte.Ah…ce momente au trait impreuna.Un fel de aroma dulce ii cuprinde tot corpul si schiteaza un zambet printre lacrimile care si-au scazut debitul.Ramane nemiscat si cu ochii deschisi, avand o privire fixa spre cer, dar cu mintea fiind plecat departe de aceasta lume, departe de acest timp.Vede o cetate alba in mijlocul desertului; restul e neclar din cauza nisipului care reflecta lumina orbitoare a Soarelui.Cu un pas grabit se apropie de propria Mecca ce il cheama prin suieratul vantului.Deodata realizeaza ca oboseala si durerea oaselor a disparut.Isi priveste mainile…nu-i vine sa creada.Se atinge repede la fata…este iar tanar.Cuprins de un sentiment nebun, incepe sa fuga spre portile ce se deschid inaintea lui.Ramane stupefiat.Daca din afara parea un oras ca intindere, dinauntru e doar o camera.O camera goala, cu o singura fereastra.In spatele lui, portile se inchid.Vrea sa se rezeme de perete, dar deodata aude o voce calda de afara.E…e vocea ei.Fuge repede la fereastra si priveste afara: totul e verde si in mijlocul florilor e chiar ea…e surasul ei ce l-a scos din intunecimea vietii.Intr-o fuga e la usa.Dar usa nu se mai deschide…oricat ar trage, ramane blocata.Prins de nebunie, alearga spre fereastra si sare prin ea…pentru un moment aproape a simtit-o, aproape a atins-o.Dar acum cade doar in gol…nu vede nimic in jur, doar un negru complet si o cadere fara sfarsit.Hades l-a furat.Rezemat de copac, batranul si-a dat suflarea.Inca e cu ochii deschisi, fixati undeva departe in vazduh si cu fotografia ei in mana stanga.Ultima lacrima se scurge si se izbeste de pamant.
Ok.Stiu ca in ultimul timp am facut putin abuz de youtube pe blog, dar in general a fost caterinca.Azi vreau sa prezint o piesa care pot spune ca m-a impresionat placut, atat ca videoclip cat si ca piesa in sine.
It was a deathful dumbness.Spring came all over the land and the Sun was now up in the sky and at it’s full power.VeLeSe was standing on a boulder, near a lake, just trowing rocks.It was obvious that something was bothering him.
“Where could Master Cotoi had hidden his notebook? I mean…the only places I know he used to go often was at his house in Dreadlord Plains and in…that’s it.His notebook must be in The Land of Nothing.I know he has a house there, but he never wanted to take me with him.I must venture there as soon as possible.”
With a scattered smile, VeLeSe went on his journey.He travelled for one week before arriving in The Land of Nothing.Now, he was making his first steps in this teritory.
“What a strange place.Only dust and rocks everywhere.Why would my master want a house here? It looks so deserted and hostile.”
After a few background looks, VeLeSe went off in the direction of the house.But just as he was 10 feet away from it, a monstrous sound came for beneath the ground.
The earth started shaking and suddenly a huge serpentis ( malformed snake) came out of the ground in front of VeLeSe.
“I am Nebulorak’zon, ruler of this land and keeper of the time.A long time ago, I made a promise that I never let anyone in this house except my master.Now, leave this land human.You are not welcome here.”
“Grand Master Cotoi has a serpentis under his power? It seems that I don’t know much about my master and his power after all”, a thought quickly went through VeleSe’s mind.
“Well then Nebulorak’zon, I am VeLeSe, master’s Cotoi apprentice.I am here to retrieve his notebook.He was captured and taken in an unknown land, a land that is mentioned in that notebook.”
“If you are the apprentice of my master, where is your necklace? Every apprentice is given a specific necklace.”
“It’s right here at my neck…wait…where’s the necklace? Damn it, I must forgoten it at the river.Look, I’m in a hurry to save Master Cotoi.Please let me in the house so I can get the notebook.”
“No.There is another way you can prove yourself.Everytime an apprentice is chosen, he is given a drink.”
“Yes, some kind of wine.Master said it was a ritual.”
“Yes, indeed.It is a ritual.But that wine gives you a specific power, a power you still don’t know about.Listen to me very carefully.Close your eyes and let your mind be free.Wait until you feel completely depleted of your thoughts and problems.When you think you are ready, say loud “Sretus Alentum.”
VeLeSe closed his eyes and took a weird position.He stood there for about 2 minutes.Then, suddenly, he opened his mouth and shouted with a monstruos rage: “Sretus Alentum!”.All the sudden, the sky went black, fire began to come down from the dark clouds and lighting all over.
After 10 seconds, everything came back to normal and VeLeSe stood up.
“What…how did I do that?”
“As I said, it is a power you were given when you drank that wine.It will be very useful in your journey, my friend.Yet, there are more powerful spells you can perform , but don’t know of them yet.Now, go in and get the notebook.Master awaits his rescue.”
Within just 2 seconds, the serpentis disappeared back in the ground.
VeLeSe went in the house and quickly checked the notebook.
“So…here you are.I must reach The Gate fast.”