Emo kids just got served.Waiting for reply.

 

“Cocalari comunitari pe metru patrat
Ai tricoul roz,date-n slo*oz cu parul tau placat“.
Bine o zice Cumicu pe noul album.Avand in sfarsit o iesire din casa,temnita mea zilnica formata din 4 pereti,am avut o revelatie:
Emo kids au concurenta.Baietii cu parul placat si freze “cool” vin puternic din urma.Tot mai multi “e smecheri” azi si ca tot a venit primavara (20+ grade Celsius zilnic),nu ezita sa isi asorteze parul placat cu tricouri scurte si mulate sa scoata in evidenta musculatura lucrata la sala.Daca mai da si o lovitura la biliard cu tacul intre picioare (cum a fost cazul azi),gata.E “al mai nambar uan”.Emo kids care pana acum rulau strazile orasului acum au mare concurenta mare.Incep sa fie devansati numeric de placatii ce nu ezita sa se afiseze peste tot(la semafor,pe trotuar,in statii de autobuz,maxi-taxi,you name it).Bineinteles,nu trebuie sa lipseasca blugii cat mai stersi si trasi intai prin foarfeca.
P.S. Mai nou au aparut hibrizi.Placati ce isi vopsesc parul negru si trag poze in pozitii suferinde.Cunoscatorii stiu exemple concrete.Eu ma feresc sa dau nume.

“Ai dume si glume,eu am greata si boala
Ai bataturi in palme de la l*ba,tu zici ca-s de la sala”.Die,bitches!

Matrix Fotbal.

De ceva vreme sunt fascinat de ce sporturi si tampenii tot inventeaza cei de prin Asia.Chestii precum fotbal cu binoclul sau ceea ce urmeaza acum sunt lucruri care te lasa masca,dandu-ti seama de ce le “bese” mintea unora:

Daca vrei mai multe,click on the links below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dv13HOn4xY&NR=1 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dcmDscwEcI 

The.Epic.Story.S01.E01.BLOGRIP.

Cu surle si trambite apare primul episod din “The Epic Story of Cotoi and VeLeSe”.Dah,mici schimbari: Sandi a fost inlocuit cu VeLeSe.Asa cum am promis,in fiecare joi va aparea cate un nou episod din aceasta poveste,mereu in limba engleza.De ce limba engleza? Consider ca e mai artistic.Nu intelegi engleza…ghinion.Cu acestea fiind spuse,

The Epic Story of Cotoi and VeLeSe, Chapter I:
When it all began

It’s morning.VeLeSe wakes up dizzy and confused.
“-What happened? Why do I feel like the earth is trembling beneath me? Master,what happened last night? Arghh…Master? Master,where are you? Aahh..the headache! If I could only remember what happened here last night.But it’s all so blurry…aaahh.And why does my head hurt so badly?”
VeLeSe wandered all day around,hoping he’ll find his master or remember what happened the other night,but on the end of the day VeLeSe remained  only with a fading headache and a necklace received from Cotoi at the beginning of his training.Through it,Cotoi can contact VeLeSe for a few moments and speak with him.But for this,Cotoi needs to be at full strength and energy.
With no hints or idea where to go further,VeLeSe heads on to the nearest village,Aldorhar.There,he hopes to fully recharge his powers and receive a message from his Grand Master.Little does he know,a vile creature lives in the wood he’s about to cross to get to Aldorhar…