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Talente ascunse.

Posted by antonimul on February 18, 2008

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Cred ca vorbesc de la sine pozele.Mai ales tinand cont ca sunt facute de o fata de doar 16 ani cu un creion si o hartie.Din pacate,se pare ca nu prea stie ce ar putea face sa se “promoveze”.Daca cineva are vreo idee/sugestie,please post here.

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Fuck Murphy.Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick him.

Posted by antonimul on February 18, 2008

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1.Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
2.Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
3.In the beginning there was nothing…then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.
4.Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
5.Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
6.A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
7.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
8.Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
9.According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
10.Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

All this and more on www.chucknorrisfacts.com

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